it sucks to be me!!

To make sense out of this..listen to Avenue Q
This feels like my life right now..a mess!!

KATE MONSTERMorning, Brian!BRIANHi, Kate Monster.KATE MONSTERHow's life?BRIANDisappointing!KATE MONSTERWhat's the matter?BRIANThe caterine companylaid me off.KATE MONSTEROh, I'm sorry!BRIANMe too! I mean, look at me!I'm ten years out of college, and Ialways thought -KATE MONSTERWhat?BRIANNo, it sounds stupid.KATE MONSTERAww, come on!BRIANWhen I was littleI thought I would be...KATE MONSTERWhat?BRIANA big comedianon late night TVBut now I'm thirty-twoAnd as you can seeI'm notKATE MONSTERNope!BRIANOh Well,It sucks to be me.KATE MONSTERNooo.BRIANIt sucks to be me.KATE MONSTERNo!BRIANIt sucks to be brokeand unemployedand turning thirty-three.It sucks to be me.KATE MONSTEROh, you think your life sucks?BRIANI think so.KATE MONSTERYour problems aren't so bad!I'm kinda prettyAnd pretty damn smart.BRIANYou are.KATE MONSTERThanks!I like romantic thingsLike music and art.And as you knowI have a gigantic heartSo why don't I haveA boyfriend?Fuck!It sucks to be me!BRIANMe too.KATE MONSTERIt sucks to be me.BRIANIt sucks to be me.It sucks to be Brian...KATE MONSTERAnd Kate...BRIANTo not have a job!KATE MONSTERTo not have a date!BOTHIt sucks to be me.BRIANHey, ROd, Nicky, can yousettle something for us?Do you have a second?RODAh, certainly.KATE MONSTERWhose life sucks more?Brian's or mine?NICKY AND RODOurs!RODWe live together.NICKYWe're as closeAs people can get.RODWe've been the bestof buddies...NICKYEver since theDay we met.RODSo he knows lotsOf ways to make meReally upset.Oh, every day isAn aggravation.NICKYCome on, that'san exaggeration!RODYou leave yourclothes out.You put your feetOn my chair.NICKYOh yeah?You do such analThings like ironingYour underwear.RODYou make that verySmall apartmentWe share a hell.NICKYSo do you,That's why I'm in hell too!RODIt sucks to be me!NICKYNo, it sucks to be me!KATE MONSTERIt sucks to be me!BRIANIt sucks to be me!ALLIs there anybody hereIt doesn't suck to be?It sucks to be me!CHRISTMAS EVEWhy you all so happy?NICKYBecuase our lives suck!CHRISTMAS EVEYour lives suck?I hearing you correctly? Ha!I coming to this countryFor opportunities.Tried to work inKorean deliBut I am Japanese.But with hard workI earn two Master's DegreesIn social work!And now I a therapist!But I have no clientsAnd I have anUnemployed fiance'!And we have lotsOf bills to pay!It suck to be me!It suck to be me!I say itSucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Suck!It suck to be me!PRINCETONExcuse me?BRIANHey there.PRINCETONSorry to bother you, but I'mlooking for a place to live.CHRISTMAS EVEWhy you looking allthe way out here?PRINCETONWell, I started at Avenue A,but so far everything is outof my price range. But thisneighborhood looks a lot cheaper!Oh, and look - a "For Rent" sign!BRIANYou need to talk tothe superintendent.Let me get him.PRINCETONGreat, thanks!BRIANYo, Gary!GARY COLEMANI'm comin'! I'm comin'!PRINCETONOh my God!It's Gary Coleman!GARY COLEMANYes I am!I'm Gary ColemanFrom TV'sDiff'rent StrokesI made a lotta moneyThat got stolenBy my folks!Now I'm broke andI'm the buttOf everyone's jokes,But I'm here -The Superintendent!On Avenue Q -ALLIt sucks to be you.KATE MONSTERYou win!ALLIt sucks to be you.BRIANI feel better now!GARY COLEMANTry having peoplestopping you to ask you"What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?"It gets old.ALLIt sucks to be youOn Avenue Q(Sucks to be me)On Avenue Q(Sucks to be you)On Avenue Q(Sucks to be us)But not whenWe're together.We're togetherHere on Avenue Q!We live on Avenue Q!Our friends do too!'Til our dreamsCome true,We live on Avenue Q!PRINCETONThis is real life!ALLWe live on Avenue Q!NICKYYou're gonna love it!ALLWe live on Avenue Q!GARY COLEMANHere's your keys!ALLWelcome to Avenue Q!